As Variety magazine recently reported, after local media disclosed that one actor had played four experts using different names while advertising drugs, China has banned actors from posing as medical experts or patients in commercials, following its ban on thesps and celebrities hosting medical shows imposed late last year.

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Here’s a brief transcription in English for the insanely creative Chinese-dubbed testimonies.

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